Everyone has a secret life, even you James Franco. Perhaps you spend a lot of time staring at people and the sidewalk and wondering what dark little inner turmoil they have. I’m sure there’s mother issues just rattling around in there somewhere, or maybe a missing father, a broken engagement. Maybe even the dark black ribbon of neglect. Perhaps you deal with it by binge-eating Oreos and prank dialing movie stars. alphabetizing your CD’s or cooking extravagant, but rather bland dishes you found the recipe for online. No one’s life is perfect, you say. You would probably never suspect mine involves a lot of watching old soap operas and sewing buttons onto the clothes they keep falling off of. All the while thinking that bad girls are so much more interesting in terms of plotline than the good ones.
-forthcoming as an e-chap from Sundress Publications.